Because I have to do this now, apparently.
1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
I can barely even see, much less be able to tell the difference.
Yes; Dark Jesus. This one I can give a real answer to.
And wise is somewhat important as well, if not more so. And it is moreso.
3. Preferred age?
Will I get arrested if I say eigh... te... twelve? seventy-three!
4. Preferred height?
believe me, it's not me who the difference would come to matter to.
6. How about piercings?
No. Are we trying to win the "how much can we look like hookers" contest?
7. Accepts you for who you are?
No. I like people who completely despise everything about me, obviously. Who doesn't?
8. Pink hair?
N... does that even exist?
9. Mushy or no?
does this mean something about having to write bad poetry? Because no.
10. Thin or fat?
well, I don't have any harpoons with me...
11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
What? Are you accusing me of being racist? Who told you!?!
12. Long hair or short?
medium. I will not go into the long explanation.
13. Eyes Color?
Glowing white with Law Hero powers.
Smoking is only good for pissing people off by blowing smoke into their face who disapprove of it. So not more than the situation allows.
No. I have SOME dignity in who I'm willing to be surrounded with.
17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
I'm not sure what this means, and not willing to expend effort finding out.
Are you accusing me of being gay now? Who told you?!
19. Plays piano?
in abandoned buildings surrounded by a still sea creepily by themself as you sail a boat up to it, yes.
20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
I'm sure that I've already discussed that only jackasses play guitar.
21. Plays violin?
Yes. Under similar conditions mentioned above.
22. Sings very good?
depends what one means by good. Not that I care, really.
Yes, but only if deserved.
24. With glasses?
Two pairs of sunglasses, to be able to take one off when business starts, but also have one on while doing business.
25. With braces?
does this matter?
26. Shy type?
I assume every rational person in the world despises loud people.
27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
Where I come from, these are the same thing.
28. Active or passive?
29. Tight or bomb?
30. Singer or dancer?
no, yes? weren't one of these already up earlier?
I'm not sure what this means...
Dark Jesus, no.
Wasn't this already asked?
34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?
No. Do I even need to explain why?
I'm not sure what those are.
Yes. People who don't read are generally stupid, or at best uncreative.
37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
Not unless you mean in the voices of a distant star sense.
While wearing footie pajamas on someone else's property at a party nobody was invited to.
...I need to buy some of those. Remember.
39. Flirt? with others?
No. Even stupider. Though what people often consider that form of entertainment is just how I act normally.
40. Poem writer?
as long as they aren't terribly thematically relevant to their supposed positegative emotions about such.
Everything is serious. And meaning maximal business. At least seventeen pockets. Why does no one understand the importance of pockets?
42. Campus crush?
Bad idea; especially where I'm from.
Sure, why not.
We can hardly be the new law heroes for this ressurection elsewise. We're looking light/law, or light/chaotic. Neutral/law is preposterous.
45. Someone who likes to tease people?
Cruelly. But ultimately only for the greater good.
46. Computer games geek?
As long as they're not online games. And preferably not shitty games.
Like... the kind on a face? Are there different kinds?
48. Loyal or faithful?
Are we assuming that there are people who prefer people who aren't? How do you expect to run a competent cult under those conditions.
49. Good kisser?
There's going to be humor and knives involved either way, believe me.
50. Loves children?
People who don't like kids are generally terrible human beings.
I also noticed there was SUSPICIOUSLY no 14. Someone along the line must have dropped it because they didn't want to answer. I'm on to you.