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Because I have to do this now, apparently.

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
I can barely even see, much less be able to tell the difference.

2. Smart?
Yes; Dark Jesus. This one I can give a real answer to.

And wise is somewhat important as well, if not more so. And it is moreso.

3. Preferred age?
Will I get arrested if I say eigh... te... twelve? seventy-three!

4. Preferred height?
believe me, it's not me who the difference would come to matter to.

6. How about piercings?
No. Are we trying to win the "how much can we look like hookers" contest?

7. Accepts you for who you are?
No. I like people who completely despise everything about me, obviously. Who doesn't?

8. Pink hair?
N... does that even exist?

9. Mushy or no?
does this mean something about having to write bad poetry? Because no.

10. Thin or fat?
well, I don't have any harpoons with me...

11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
What? Are you accusing me of being racist? Who told you!?!

12. Long hair or short?
medium. I will not go into the long explanation.

13. Eyes Color?
Glowing white with Law Hero powers. :iconholyplz:

15. Smoker?
Smoking is only good for pissing people off by blowing smoke into their face who disapprove of it. So not more than the situation allows.

16. Drinker?
No. I have SOME dignity in who I'm willing to be surrounded with.

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
I'm not sure what this means, and not willing to expend effort finding out.

18. Muscular?
Are you accusing me of being gay now? Who told you?!

19. Plays piano?
in abandoned buildings surrounded by a still sea creepily by themself as you sail a boat up to it, yes.

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
I'm sure that I've already discussed that only jackasses play guitar.

21. Plays violin?
Yes. Under similar conditions mentioned above.

22. Sings very good?
depends what one means by good. Not that I care, really.

23. Vain?
Yes, but only if deserved.

24. With glasses?
Two pairs of sunglasses, to be able to take one off when business starts, but also have one on while doing business.

25. With braces?
does this matter?

26. Shy type?
I assume every rational person in the world despises loud people.

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
Where I come from, these are the same thing.

28. Active or passive?
Both simultaneously.

29. Tight or bomb?

30. Singer or dancer?
no, yes? weren't one of these already up earlier?

31. Stunner?
I'm not sure what this means...

32. Hiphop?
Dark Jesus, no.

33. Earrings?
Wasn't this already asked?

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?
No. Do I even need to explain why?

35. Dimples?
I'm not sure what those are.

36. Bookworm?
Yes. People who don't read are generally stupid, or at best uncreative.

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
Not unless you mean in the voices of a distant star sense.

38. Playful?
While wearing footie pajamas on someone else's property at a party nobody was invited to.

...I need to buy some of those. Remember.

39. Flirt? with others?
No. Even stupider. Though what people often consider that form of entertainment is just how I act normally.

40. Poem writer?
as long as they aren't terribly thematically relevant to their supposed positegative emotions about such.

41. Serious?
Everything is serious. And meaning maximal business. At least seventeen pockets. Why does no one understand the importance of pockets?

42. Campus crush?
Bad idea; especially where I'm from.

43. Painter?
Sure, why not.

44. Religious?
We can hardly be the new law heroes for this ressurection elsewise. We're looking light/law, or light/chaotic. Neutral/law is preposterous.

45. Someone who likes to tease people?
Cruelly. But ultimately only for the greater good. :icontrollfaceplz::iconholyplz:

46. Computer games geek?
As long as they're not online games. And preferably not shitty games.

47. Lips?
Like... the kind on a face? Are there different kinds?

48. Loyal or faithful?
Are we assuming that there are people who prefer people who aren't? How do you expect to run a competent cult under those conditions. :iconwtfisthisplz:

49. Good kisser?
There's going to be humor and knives involved either way, believe me.

50. Loves children?
People who don't like kids are generally terrible human beings.

I also noticed there was SUSPICIOUSLY no 14. Someone along the line must have dropped it because they didn't want to answer. I'm on to you.
  • Mood: Not Impressed
  • Listening to: the narnis soundtrack
  • Reading: The mysterious stranger
  • Watching: casino royale
  • Eating: sphaghetti
  • Drinking: Coke
Now, right when I wanted to have lunch, I was going to take our leftover chicken, and make some baked beans, and go get a fountain drink from Speedway. If it wasn't bad enough that I was informed that someone ate not only all the chicken, but also all the baked beans; right when I was going to go to speedway, there was a standoff directly out front between police and two people who had weapons, so I can't go anywhere. Now I'm thirsty, and bitter, and have nothing to eat, and can't go anywhere to get anything either.

  • Mood: Not Impressed
  • Reading: The great divorce
  • Playing: Silent Hill 2
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Also Nothing
More or less. I copied it with some answers still in it, so I might have missed one or two.


[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[x] I wear black everyday.
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[ ] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy , My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[x] I think about suicide or death often.
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace pics are black or white or angled.
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[x] No one understands me.
[x] I don't talk too often.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black.
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[x] I always say 'life sucks'.

Total: 5


[ ] I have straight A's. (Too much effort.)
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I always do my homework and study. (I've never opened a book to study for something I wasn't personally interested in in my life more more then five minutes.)
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[ ] Computer games.
[x] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[x] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[ ] I bring my lunch to school.
[ ] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[ ] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[x] I always answer every question in class right.
[ ] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot.
[ ] School is very important to me.
[x] I always stump people.

Total: 7


[x] I always speak my mind.
[ ] I have 0% of school spirit.
[x] Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[x] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[x] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures. (sometimes. Sometimes they're right, though.)
[x] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[x] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[x] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a shit what people think of me.
[x] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[x] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[x] I only respect my own beliefs. (in what context?)
[ ] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[x] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[x] Rules were meant to be broken.

Total: 15


[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on tv all the time
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[ ] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] play at least 3 different sports.

Total: 0


[x] I'm funny.
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[ ] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I like to entertain people.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[x] I always imitate people.
[x] I pull lots of pranks.
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[x] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol
[ ] I mostly get along with everybody.
[x] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[ ] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.

Total: 10


[x] I don't have a lot of friends.
[x] I don't talk too much.
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am. (Apparently, I'm a common topic of conversation)
[x] People have told me I need to talk more.
[x] I only talk when other people talk to me first
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[x] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[x] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[ ] I never participate in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[x] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[x] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.

Total: 8


[x] I wear black.
[x] I don't like to be seen.
[ ] I'm very, very pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[x] I love creepy, weird movies.
[ ] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[x] I don't like people.
[x] I only go out during the night.
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[x] I wear a long black coat.
[x] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[x] I love black humor.
[x] I love pain.
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[x] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me. (in person, that is.)
[x] I love to scare people.
[x] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[x] People are scared of me.

Total: 14


[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[ ] People laugh at me.
[x] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style.
[x] I talk in a robot voice often.
[x] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[ ] I hear voices. (occasionally, but not really.)
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[x] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[x] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[x] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[x] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[x] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[x] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.

Total: 16


[x] I hate most people.
[x] I prefer to be alone.
[x] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me. (Well, a lot of them try once.)
[x] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[x] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[x] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[x] I never greet anyone.
[x] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[x] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[x] I never talk.
[x] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[x] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world
[ ] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[x] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness. (does caffeine count? Though that's for a different reason.)
[x] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[x] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone. (questionable. I can get along with anyone, most people just refuse to function on a reasonable level which makes it worth my continued effort.)

Total: 17. yeah.


[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera. (he's hot)
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[ ] I have shaggy hair.
[x] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear skater shoes only.
[ ] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[x] I've been hurt while skateboarding. (my fucking front teeth. Now I can't eat carmel apples)
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks games own.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.

Total: 2

Christian Girl/Boy

[x] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[ ] My whole family is very religious.
[x] I've never been on a date.
[ ] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[x] My beliefs are very strong.
[x] I'm waiting for marriage until sex.
[x] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[x] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[x] I believe in God.
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[x] I never go out and party.
[ ] I read the bible everyday. (often, though.)
[x] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[ ] I pray every night.
[x] I sing Christian songs. I... I like them.

Total: 10


[ ] I say 'yo'.
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and ***'s.
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a frick about school.
[ ] I steal/have stolen before.
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my ****.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[ ] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.

Total: 0


[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[x] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[x] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole. (ironically. Not actually.)
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[ ] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[x] I pick on people smaller than me. (of course, that's pretty much everyone.)
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[x] I've never been in a relationship before.
[x] People are afraid of me.
[x] People know not to mess with me.
[x] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[x] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[x] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[x] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.

Total: 10 most of this is for different reasons, though.


[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[x] I love Final Fantasy. (Not really. But enough to qualify.)
[ ] DDR & Guitar Hero
[x] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[ ] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games. Not much. except in warioware, maybe.
[ ] I even play a lot of computer games.
[x] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day. (not every day. When I'm into one)
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[ ] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before.
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[ ] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console(s)
[x] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game i play most
[x] I have played at least a complete week in the game i like most.
[ ] I wouldnt know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[ ] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so i dont spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[x] Ive actually read a book about videogames.
[ ] I have more than one online account on the same game.

Total: 7. Most of these questions are illogical, though.


[ ] I have long hair
[ ] I wear make up everyday
[ ] I carry a purse.
[ ] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug
[ ] I paint my nails
[ ] I use perfume
[ ] I keep my nails clean/shaped
[x] I shower regularly
[ ] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom
[ ] I like to accessorize
[x] I like flowers
[ ] I don't like to be outdoors
[ ] I'm more like my mother than my father
[ ] I like hanging out with girls (friends) than boys.
[ ] I like going to the mall/shopping
[ ] I watch my weight/ count calories
[ ] I plan outfits ahead of time
[ ] People say I have a soft/sweet voice
[ ] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day
[ ] I watch dramatic shows on tv, soap operas, reality TV, etc

Total: 2


[x] I have short hair
[x] I hate doing laundry
[ ] I like war type video games
[ ] I like playing or watching sports
[x] People say I have a deep voice
[ ] I'm more like my Dad than my mom.
[ ] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends
[x] I act tough, it doesn't matter whats going on inside me
[x] There's only two emotions (correction: There are no emotions.)
[ ] I shower only when I (or others) start to notice I stink
[ ] I think about the opposite sex a lot
[x] My room isn't neat
[x] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers
[ ] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[x] I like to play rough with dogs
[ ] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight. Those all suck.
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk
[ ] I don't read
[ ] I don't ask for help even if I need it

Total: 8
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Reading: Leviathan
  • Watching: eraserhead again. It's just that good.
  • Playing: Finished Xenogears
  • Eating: steaks
  • Drinking: Dr.Pepper.
I just had a dream where I was in the secret capitalist hideout, and discovered a book they had there called "The last Banking Testament of Christ" which they claim was a secret passed down through generations between the capitalists dictating about how capitalism was created by Jesus and Mary Magdalene, in order to keep all money away from poor people, and keep rich people rich forever.

Then I went on an archaeological adventure, like Indiana Jones, and discovered the original copy, which opened with a metaphorical statement which was something like "Jesus be with us," but which had been mistranslated into implying that it means Jesus was literally the one dictating the rules of capitalism, and that this was passed down by mistake. So I brought the whole thing to light, and used the evidence to end capitalism forever.
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Reading: The Way
  • Watching: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
  • Playing: Xenogears
  • Eating: that's right. I haven't eaten yet today.
  • Drinking: Dr.Pepper.
Now, you may have heard the great news that there's going to be a whole forum dedicated solely to people being dicks to other people. Or whatever it's supposed to be for; I don't know.… Anyways, yes, as part of the new updates, they're making in what was probably one of their less wise decisions, but which nonetheless makes me happy a religions forum.

And why? Because with my genius intuition, similar to the politicsforum club, I made this. darel-phiforumclub.deviantart.… Mind you, since the update won't actually go through for a few weeks, until then it's just going to be a pretty much empty space. But if you know anyone who might be interested, you can let them know beforehand.
  • Mood: Anger
  • Reading: Not Walden anymore. I finally finished it.
  • Watching: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
  • Playing: Xenogears
  • Eating: Pizza. My teacher actually got some coherent.
  • Drinking: Pepsi
Well, fortunately I finished yet another semester of worthless classes, and one useful one. Hopefully this will change once I get into third year. That, and the bank forgot that it wasn't going to charge me it's fees, so now I have to go talk to them again about it. FFF

But on the bright side, now you can see our terrible final we did for mythology. The depressing thing is that we were by far the best group in the class.… You'll notice I have like, one speaking line. I can't speak coherently without suffocating when I try to raise my voice. That's why I generally never talk higher than a whisper. Which Is also why everyone thinks I'm a serial killer.

Also, I didn't realize I was like two feet taller than everyone else.
  • Mood: Anger
  • Reading: Not Walden anymore. I finally finished it.
  • Watching: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
  • Playing: Xenogears
  • Eating: Pizza. My teacher actually got some coherent.
  • Drinking: Pepsi

Placeholder for easy instructions to patch SMTII

Journal Entry: Thu Mar 24, 2011, 9:50 PM
Well, getting people to play Shin Megami Tensei II has now become a full time job for me, so I decided that rather than having to help them look all over for workable patches and emulators each time, I'll just write down an easy set of instructions I can keep around to link them to. So I'll keep the instructions here for the time being.


Now the first thing you need to realize is that this game is not in English; it's in Japanese. It was never released outside of Japan. So you'll need to download four separate things, before you can play it. Unless you speak Japanese, in which case you don't need 2 and 3.

1: The game itself. (In Japanese.)
2: The patch to translate it into English.
3: A patching tool.
4: An emulator, to actually play it with.

Now, Don't think that having it patch it is an incomprehensible task which you're not going to be able to do. If you follow these ludicrously simple instructions, it's fairly straightforward, and you won't make any mistakes. First, make a folder to keep everything in. Then download...

1: the game. (Here are several links, in case one of them doesn't work.)………

(...Even if none of these links work, you could easily find a rom by looking in Google. So that shouldn't be a problem.)

and 2: The patch. (This link definitely works.)…

Now after you download them and put everything in your folder, what you need to do is make ANOTHER folder in your first folder called "originals," and make copies of the game and patch in it. This is so in case the patch is installed wrong, you won't have to download them again. Don't put anything else in the "originals" folder.

But back to your regular folder, now you have to download...

1: Zsnes. (It should work for all main operating systems. If not, find a forum to discuss alternate SNES rom players, though this is the best one. Links are on top left.)

and 2: The patching device.


(And here's a list of ones to use some of which are for macs. Don't be discouraged by the amount, many of them are likely fairly easy to use.)…

Now for the windows one especially, how to use it is straightforward, and you should have little trouble. Even if you're using the mac one, the patchers are meant to do the work themselves, so you don't have to worry about a difficult time.

Keep in mind though, since there's a slim chance a mistake may be made, make sure to ONLY try it with your files which AREN'T in your "originals" folder. IF you mess them up (Which is unlikely) copy them from the originals, and try again. Since these programs are meant to be straightforward you likely won't mess up too many times, so keep trying it until it works. Note, for each time it says it completed patching, try opening the game with Zsnes to see if it's in English. (Note; if it fails, you can't try to patch the same copy more than once. Delete that one, and make a new one.)

...And that should be that.


However you still need to know how to use Zsnes in order to play. Here are a few tips.

1: Even after loading the game, you can freeze it, and bring up the menu by pressing "Esc." Pressing this again takes the menu away again.

2: You can reset the controls on the menu. This is useful, so that you can decide what they will be. Also somewhere on the menu there's ALSO an option to set a button whereby when you press it it speeds up the game. This will become HIGHLY useful later on, so you should get used to it.

3: You can save and load states not only in the game, but from the emulator itself, with the menu. Since save-stations are fairly rare in the game, make sure you know you can also do this. Just don't screw yourself by this. You can save in multiple slots, to make sure you don't

Also, make sure you don't mix up which method of saving you used last. You may get confused, and use the wrong one.


1: The game makes no effort to tell you this, but having things "summoned" drains your MAG meter every time you take a step. (Mag is shown on top left, or somewhere.) The more things are summoned, the more it drains. If you run out, it starts damaging you. And you refill it by defeating things. So if you're low, you need to put your summons away, and defeat things by yourself. Your summons don't gain levels, so you don't lose anything by putting them away.

2: After you get automap, you can access it instantly by pressing whatever you set for "R," I believe.

3: On your map screen, you can place markers, for places you want to remember. For big maps you won't be able to remember yourself, this is important, especially in later areas.

4: You may need to go out of your way level up at times. Fortunately you have the speed-up button to help you out with that, so it's never a large hassle.

5: Spells which raise your stats or lower enemy's are far more useful than you would expect them to be. They also stack.

6:Fusing new demons is generally more useful than using ones regularly obtained. They retain skills through fusion, so you can use this to create spectacular skillsets.

6: You will need an INT of 10, eventually. Don't wait up for it, and then need to get it all at once.

6: Everything you do alters everything you will be able to do. Every time you go to a specific church, temple, etc... you slowly shift over to the ideologies of that religion. Every enemy has a specific alignment, and killing one will push you away from that specific one, and into the opposing one. Befriending said one will make you slip toward that one, and using them does even more. If you are too far away an ideology from them, they will NOT join you, and will give no explanation, even if you bribe them. What weapons and gear you use does this too, as well as random answers you give to in-game questions.

And there will come a time when you will no longer be able to change your ideology, and will have to live with the decisions you made throughout your life. So it's best to pay close attention to what you choose to do early.

Great Will be with you.

  • Mood: Neutral

Why must I be made to suffer?

Journal Entry: Mon Mar 21, 2011, 11:57 PM
Well, I went through a full day of school today, even though I was sick, because I needed to talk to my group who gave me a broken email, so I cant contact them. Then, like, eight hours later, I was still there, because I thought i needed to turn in a math assignment and that it was the last day, but the teacher said it was already due, so I wasted my time, and stayed all that time for nothing, even though I was on the verge of throwing up this whole time. And also, I'm now going to be missing a major amount of points for math. You can tell I'm sick, because I'm talking like I'm not all here. More than usual, I mean.

And then I had to walk through a parking lot full of freezing heavy rain, when I was ALREADY sick, and then endure a ride home in frozen wet clothes while sick.

And also, my subscription was about to expire, so I felt like I needed to make a last update while I could still do so with a cool background. :iconcryforeverplz: I never realized how pointless stamps are, until I actually had them.  

I DID get to go to my brother's, and start Xenogears, though. Shit's bomb.

...Wait. Did I mention that the reason I was sick was that (I shit you not) I got food poisoning from the undercooked food made by a forty-year old nerd who literally ALWAYS WEARS A CAPE? Like, out in the real world. He claims he needs to wear Renaissance clothes, because regular clothes are too uncomfortable, and that he needs to wear the cape because he gets too nervous without it. At the same time as having a cape on, he also wears huge nerdy glasses. (also, he has a whiny voice.)

...And this is my sister's new fiancee. Why must she only know people from the bottom barrels of society?

  • Mood: Pain
  • Reading: Walden
  • Watching: When They Cry
  • Playing: Xenogears
  • Eating: Honey Grahams
  • Drinking: Ginger Ale

Infinite Light

Mon Feb 21, 2011, 1:27 AM
Yeah. As I was telling :iconvalgaror: the other day against his will, since nobody goes on AIM anymore, for some god-forsaken reason; I decided to get an MSN, too.

I also don't know how this god-forsaken program even works. The email I used for it was That's all you need to find people on it, right? Feel free to add me, whoever.

On a completely sane side-note,  Does anyone else ever get the feeling that The Great Will is constantly pestering them over something in a hilariously ironic fashion that's also slightly mocking? There's only so many unrelated-yet-related coincidences in ONE DAY, then also SEVERAL FOLLOWING DAYS that you can be willing to chalk up to coincidence.

Then again, that's why we all love The Great Will. Why dedicate your life to someone who doesn't constantly mock you? If they didn't you wouldn't know all the reasons they're better than you.

Also, yesterday was my twentieth birthday.

  • Mood: Tired
  • Reading: Walden
  • Watching: Earthworm Jim
  • Playing: One Chance
  • Eating: Gyros
  • Drinking: coke
Funny story. The other day, Joe Chesna came back from the marines for three days, and wanted to do something interesting and different. So he convinced eighteen people to come out on a trip in a caravan of four cars, we drove in circles going vaguely southwest for three hours, then when we randomly got to an empty field, he tricked everyone into looking for his keys he said he lost, locked them out of their cars, and then shaving creamed them for no reason. It was quite entertaining. Most of them were pissed off.

On a side note, I played the greatest five-minute flash game ever, today. It's called one chance. Go play it; it's definitely worth your while.…
  • Mood: Tired
  • Reading: Walden
  • Watching: Earthworm Jim
  • Playing: One Chance
  • Eating: Gyros
  • Drinking: coke
Well, I spent all night listening to mice eat candy off my floor that was leftover from Halloween, since I was too lazy to move it higher. And if that wasn't bad enough, I woke up to a squirrel flying through my open window, and trampolining back into the glass from the sheet I had over it. It then took twenty seconds to untangle itself, and another thirty, after knocking down my shade, to jump to different places to get enough of a running start to actually get back out of it.

Needless to say, even thought this was at the ass-early hour of Two P.M. It was enough excitement that I got up then for the rest of the day, and now feel dead-tired.

Also, my new badass tie replacement isn't in yet. I don't have forever to wait! I need a tie for my work.
  • Mood: Eager
  • Watching: South Park
  • Playing: Trauma Team. This game blows.
  • Eating: Chicken Soup
  • Drinking: Pepsi
Well, apparently we're on youtube now. If you watch this video we ended up on when we were bored accidentally, and came across the guy making it; we're the ones on at 1:00.…

Also, I'm having a new trend of dreams where I wake up, crazy shit happens, I wake up again, more shit happens, wake up in my room again... It's a never ending cycle.

And I just went to a party where I had to listen (for three hours) to someone talk about how they ran over their own friend, and drove off without him, whilst they were robbing a beer keg from some guy's garage. Someone needs to let this person know he's a complete asshole. Again.
  • Mood: Zest
  • Watching: South Park
  • Playing: Other M
  • Eating: Mostacholi
  • Drinking: Pepsi
Well, there was a semi-boring party yesterday. I also love how I have to be the moral guidance for everyone in the world, now, apparently. And by love, I mean I'm phrasing it sarcastically, but secretly love random jackasses now being forced to admit that I'm smarter (and wiser) than them.

Also, I had two dreams. In the first one, me and some random dog broke into a demon's techno club, and then used the holy hand grenade to return of the jedi style demand that he come out and fight me alone, unless he wanted me to instantly kill everyone in the place, including him and myself. After killing him, Apparently I got big enough in the demon hunting world that the devil decided that he needed to kill me personally. Before he could however, the twist was that my dog secretly turned out to be the hound of the baskervilles, and was secretly evil. He ate the devil, and absorbed his powers, and I had to fight him flying over the Jewel by my house.

And my other dream was similar, but less interesting. In this dream I was an exorcist who had to go out and do an exorcism on someone in the middle of the forest. It took several days, and in that time I almost got possessed myself. However, after I finished everything, and went to sleep because it was late, it turns out that someone there had secretly bought a demon-summoning grimoire to put demons into the other person specifically to draw me out so that He could kill me in my sleep with big cleavers. Which he did. That was the end.
  • Mood: Noble
  • Reading: The lesser key of Solomon >_>
  • Playing: SMT Nocturne
  • Eating: Not pretzels, apparently
  • Drinking: Coke
I just had this hilarious, yet slightly blasphemous dream. It would probably make more sense if you knew who the people involved were. For some reason at four in the morning, I was outside the shines house fighting with this giant robot thing that was attacking us. After I broke it, I traced the people who made it to some mall or other. Also, in the mall, there was a rift in space which w...hen I came in contact with gave me the ability to absorb people. It turned out that a huge global war was starting, and the people in the mall were randomly trying to kill random people for no reason, so I absorbed a huge amount of random people. Then afterward, it turned out that the reason a dimensional rift was there was because God randomly opened it to get to our plane, so that he could give me a message. He told me that Jesus had randomly turned evil, and came to earth, and he was the one who was causing all the suffering on earth, and that I had to find him and kill him.

So we randomly started looking for clues as to where to find Jesus, all while a huge war was happening. Then, I decided we should read random holy scripture, to see whether it would tell us. I read some things, but couldn't find any clues, so I asked James Shine whether he had a copy of the dead... sea scrolls, but he said that Thomas Noonan had the last copy in existence, but had died, and lost it, and the only way to find out what it said was by ressurecting him. Then I said that we couldn't do that, because you weren't allowed to use necromancy to bring back people from heaven, but James told me not to worry, because Thomas Noonan actually went to hell for having sex with Tom Quinlan.

So I ressurected him into a zombie that had glowing red eyes And asked him what the dead sea scrolls said. Also, he told me that James gave me bad information, and that he actually had a threesome between him, tom quinlan and Ashley Shares .Well, after comparing notes, we decided that Jesus was ...the source of God's goodness, so, if they split in two, and were against eachother, we should be on Jesus' side. Also, right then, Jesus had come to see why people were using necromancy, and to stop it, but then he realized who we were, and started running away. We chased him through the bulding, but when we got outside, he stole a motorcycle, and me, james and Zombie Noonan were chasing him in a car which illogically had the ability to make huge leaps through the air. After we caught him, we explained that we were really on his side.

Then, he explained that he didn't cause the problems on earth, that people themselves caused them, and God had decided that people sucked too much, and gave up trying to fix them, and was just going to erase everything. And since Jesus didn't want to do that, he wanted to destroy him, too.So then we made a plan, ...and I absorbed Jesus, but because of all the other evil people I had absorbed, the evil and good cancelled eachother out, and I got sealed away in a big seal that generated on the ground. Then I told James and Tom Noonan, who also illogically transformed into benjamin linus and the little prince that The power of Jesus cancelled out God's power, but it was possible for regular people to break the seal, because it was just a seal on the ground, and that they had to spend the entire length of the rest of the world protecting it.

And inside the seal, Inside my own body, my soul would have to spend that time fighting against all the other people I had absorbed, who had turned into spiritual demi-gods, because I had also absorbed Jesus. and I'd only be able to use the full power of Jesus after they were all dead. This woul...d of course, take all the time of thbe rest of the life of the world, but after the world was erased, the fully powered Me/Jesus hybrid, which would be the last thing in existence would have to battle against God. Of course if we won, we could remake the world and fix everything, but that would be hard to explain to the people trying to break the seal. I never got to see how it ended, though. The last scene was me explaining what was going to happen.
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Reading: The importance of being earnest.
  • Watching: The Lost finale. Crappy as usual.
  • Playing: Super mario galaxy 2. It's way overrated.
  • Eating: Fish
  • Drinking: Coke?
I just had this crazy dream. I don't remember much about the beginning. Long story short, everyone lived in a crapsack world, and a few people were trying to escape from the surface by moving into a Bioshock style underwater place, but their submarine crashed, so they had to make the last part of the journey in scuba suits. When they got there, the place was all but abandoned, but they had no way to leave, so they stayed there with the few people who lived there, not really even sure whether their life was more terrible than what they left on the surface.

Then, after a short period where I woke up, I had another dream, which I'm pretty sure wasn't even supposed to be related at first. This random uber-genius rang someone's doorbell, and climbed in their window while they were not opening the door? I'm not sure how this part was relevant, but him and someone else set on a journey in a different submarine that I don't even remember what the journey was about. However, they found the underwater city by accident, and rescued the two people who by this point were the only people there who were still alive.

Then, the four of them set upon a random journey through a craphole Chrono-trigger type future world, except that it was humans fighting other humans instead of robots. They were trying to stop the war by attempting to assassinate the leader of the attacking army, but they had no idea where he was, because there seemed to be no central command. They eventually found a way to visibillize (to them, not everyone else) a random invisible ship called Noah's Ark, which they had come to the conclusion was the enemy command ship. The ship they climbed onto looked kind of like an overly large sentinel from the matrix. But with blue  eyes instead of red.

However, when they climbed onto it, they found random texts from the literal Biblical Noah, who says that he had eventually come upon the knowledge that Adam had not been the first human, but simply another like him. Every time the world got to a point where it was beyond saving, the everlasting ark would choose a few humans to start the world over, and then remake the world, with those few humans safe inside it. And this had been going on for ages so long that it was not even possible to have records of all of them. So, every few times it did this, it would erase the memory of the people it chose, and they would live, thinking they were the first humans.

Of course, the people eventually realize that the Ark had been Valis-style leading them to end up boarding it, and that it was about to destroy the world. So they tried to find a way to dismantle the ship, to save it. After they realized that the ship was literally undamagable, and had a short philosophical discussion with the ship's on-board computer about how this was necessary, and how that no matter what happened, humanity would eventually become beyond saving, as it had in the past; they realized that there was nothing they could do to stop it, and sat there crying, and looking helpless while the ship unmade the world beneath them.

...Also, the other day, we watched all of the Lord of the Rings, and got jacked on a huge pile of lemons. Not to mention got lost at three AM driving around the ass end of nowhere trying to find a white castle to get burgers nobody even wanted anyways.
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Reading: Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said
  • Watching: All three lord of the rings in a row...
  • Playing: No More Heroes 2
  • Eating: ...And getting jacked on a pile of lemons.
  • Drinking: Coke?
So, I just had this dream where Brendan Hodges, his mom, my brother Matt (for some reason) and a mysterious stranger who looked like he was in a fire were all in an old-style car together going on vacation, or something. They stopped at a hotel, but when they went in, the people in charge were acting like total dicks to them. (Also talking about how Germany was screwed, because without Hitler's awesome CO power, they couldn't survive against their enemies) The mysterious strnger said to get the hell out of there, but the guy at the door, who was the only nice person kep telling them they SHOULD get out, so Matt decided that that meant that they should stay. All this time, the burned stranger (who had amnesia, apparently) was having mysterious visions of the hotel blowing up, and of therebeing chinese food in the hotel's refrigerator. Eventually, the people oni charge of the hotel decided that they were going to kill everyone who went there, and I think they may have killed some of them, but then the mysterious stranger started fighting back, and decided to cap[ture all of them, so that noone else would get killed. After kicking the shit out of everyone from the hotel (except the door-guy who wasn't a jackass) he was going to run out, because he thought his visions were of the hotel blowing up right then. Noone wanted him to go back in, because they thought he could see the future, and that that would m,ean he would be killed, but he wantedd to rescue the door guy, who was trapped inside for some reason. he went in and told him to leave, but the door guy said that he didn't want to. The guy opened the fridge, to try to verify his dream, and prove that the hotel was about to blow up. But in the place where the chinese food was supposed to be, there was some macaroni and cheese. The other guy eventually decided to leave, and that the hotel would blow up. He thanked the mysterious stranger for helping him, but then told the stranger that he knew who he was and that he had to kill him for the good of humanity. The stranger got shot, but then he realized that his vision wasn't of the present, but of one week in the future. He realized that he was Hitler, and that if he went back, and got back in power that America would have started dropping atomic bombs on Germany, and that millions of people would be killed even if he won the war. Of course, since he was dying, that meant that this wasn't going to happen. So... Hitler died with a smile on his face, because he had inadvertently stopped the disaster by getting amnesia, and by doing something that he only did because he finally learned the true value of kindness.
  • Mood: Anxious
  • Reading: Good Omens
  • Watching: NOT Chobits. Fucking library.
  • Eating: Thrice cooked chicken
  • Drinking: Dr. Pepper